Easy question. After about 3 seconds of thinking, the answer came to me: God! I mean, creator of the universe that would be really cool. Why God is heading toward LA on a plane would be beyond me, but this is fiction anyway-right?

   I would ask him all about creation, and if evolution had anything to do with it, or if he threw those bones below the ground just to lead us off the scent. Then I would talk to him about the platypus, and ask him where his inspiration for THAT came from.

   After that I would imagine we would talk about all sorts of things, nothing about my future. I could picture God giving me a punch in the shoulder (which would decidedly bruise) and telling me that if he told me about my future, he'd have to kill me, with a cheesy smile of course.

    I would ask him about the bible and if it was true that a murderer could repent and go to heaven and a gay man could spend his life doing good only to go to hell. I imagine he would tell me things like "Sometimes, I look at humans, I think; damn...I knew I should have carried the two." Then we would laugh at how humans have misinterpreted EVERYTHING that God had ever said.

    After which, I would ask him how he does the miracle thing. I think he would probably tell me that he doesn't do as much as people think he does, and that the least bit of good fortune is attributed to him. I don’t think he really minds though, its not like he's ever appeared to such people and said "Hey, I didn’t actually do that!"

    I think he would probably tell me interesting things about Jesus' childhood while in heaven. Like how the flood was created when toddler Jesus knocked over a cup of water on earth, or how the black plague came about because Jesus sneezed on Europe. I would imagine him saying things like "You know when things go kind of haywire, I chalk it up to my plan, and no one ever questions it." I would tell him that power like that seems really cool, and he would tell me he wears Batman pajamas. We would laugh again, because he would already know that I was wearing Batman undies. This would be funny, and neither of us would quite understand why.

    I imagine we could talk like this for hours, but by this time, our flight would probably be landing. So God would whip out his super iPhone and call his agent in Los Angeles to let him know he was landing. I would probably hug God and tell him I would see him again someday- to which he would reply, "Yeah, I know."